Unreliably Witnessed
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Even for an increasingly obsessed font addict such as myself, this typographic floor in Seattle’s Public Library is probably going just a little too far. Probably. Well, unless I didn’t have carpets in my flat, then … [via]
‘Clarkson for PM’ petition response (via DowningSt)
Abandoned baby whale mistakes Australian yacht for its mother
My environmental conscience is clearly lacking, because I am trying not to laugh at this headline. Whale. Yacht. Yacht. Whale. How hard can it be?10 ways Britain changed over the weekend
BBC News suggests that the GB medal haul at the Olympics has altered the national character. I’m not sure which I hate more: when the British do abysmally at sport, and we get weeks of post-mortem, or when we do exceptionally well, and then get weeks of self-congratulatory back-slapping.Less Friends
A web application that quickly allows you to find out if the people you follow on Twitter actually follow you in return. Or to put it another way, the paranoia of social networking in just a few seconds. Please kill me now.Bad spelling 'should be accepted'
A university lecturer has proposed that common spelling mistakes should be accepted into everyday use. In particular, he suggests that misspellings that break the ‘i before e’ rule should be allowed. Just the thought of reading words such as freind, wierd and peice everywhere is bringing me out in a cold sweat as I type.
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Kingswood today is a strange place; beyond the croquet lawns and grand oak doors are a series of offices, outhouses, laboratories and even an anechoic chamber - an echoless room used for audio experiments. Get locked in there and no one will ever hear you scream.
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- BBC: Stately decline
“Nobody wants to die, nobody wants to die” - seeing as how the long-lost, woefully overlooked but unfortunately named Disco Inferno don’t have any videos of their own in existence, here’s somebody’s interpretation of one of their most sampladelic songs.
Nick Cave should get a kitten
Possibly the best Facebook group ever. Especially the picture. Although the kitten looks more terrifying than old Saint Nick does.
“We don’t need reason and we don’t need logic, ‘cos we’ve got feeling and we’re dead proud of it” - Thanks Daniel, I needed a reminder.
Someone has made a t-shirt just for me. Seemingly.
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This culinary computer will utilise our newly discovered formula to ascertain the Sarnie Strata Ratio for your perfect cheese sandwich based on your choices of filling and calculate the optimum thickness of the slice of West Country Farmhouse Cheddar you should use.
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- The Sarniematic 6 Cheddarometer
I’m beginning to wish that I hadn’t signed up for email updates from Keep Calm Gallery, if they’re going to keep notifying me of products like this. Besides which, I don’t have any more hanging space for prints in my flat.
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