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A message to the producers of TV’s Grumpy Old Men. I am eighteen months away from reaching the age of 40. I am reassuringly, some might say dependably, grumpy. The vast majority of what is happening in the world irritates me. I’m firmly of the opinion that nothing in art, culture, media, politics or society has been any good since I departed my twenties. And, best of all for you, I am available. Please call. I’ll be waiting.
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Gobbets brutally and hastily ripped from the foul, rotting carcass of the internet. Placed here for the use, misuse and general abuse of rabid web scavengers. Another Unreliable Witness diversion.
09.02.10
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05.02.10
![I think this is one of those moments that calls for a bout of hollow, knowing laughter. [via ache]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx6l49lKfj1qzuhd2o1_400.jpg)
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08.02.10
Shearwater: Black Eyes - from the new album The Golden Archipelago
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"The Tories want to bring in big changes at the BBC, and no doubt they will. But ask yourself one question: which is the more popular and respected institution in this country – the BBC or the Conservative party?"
Simon Hoggart in The Guardian
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07.02.10
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I can’t quite decide whether this is a display of genuine feelings, or merely an artful and skilled approximation of emotion from a man who is, after all, infamous for his role in stage managing media performances from public figures. I suspect the latter.
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The Jumper (Pringle of Scotland) by David Shrigley
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Spam email of the day #12
“Drive her hot and wet,” it says. To which I reply: “No, sorry, I can’t. I suggested an off-road driving holiday in a Land Rover, venturing deep into the humid surroundings of the Amazonian rainforest, but she just wasn’t interested”.
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"Is it better to masturbate over the image of the Emperor if he has no clothes on, or is it preferable to stimulate yourself discreetly knowing that he is tightly sheathed?"
Will Self [via]
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I think this is one of those moments that calls for a bout of hollow, knowing laughter. [via ache]
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