Unreliably Witnessed

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Even for an increasingly obsessed font addict such as myself, this typographic floor in Seattle’s Public Library is probably going just a little too far. Probably. Well, unless I didn’t have carpets in my flat, then … [via] Even for an increasingly obsessed font addict such as myself, this typographic floor in Seattle’s Public Library is probably going just a little too far. Probably. Well, unless I didn’t have carpets in my flat, then … [via]
‘Clarkson for PM’ petition response (via DowningSt)
“ Kingswood today is a strange place; beyond the croquet lawns and grand oak doors are a series of offices, outhouses, laboratories and even an anechoic chamber - an echoless room used for audio experiments. Get locked in there and no one will ever hear you scream. ” - BBC: Stately decline
“Nobody wants to die, nobody wants to die” - seeing as how the long-lost, woefully overlooked but unfortunately named Disco Inferno don’t have any videos of their own in existence, here’s somebody’s interpretation of one of their most sampladelic songs.
“We don’t need reason and we don’t need logic, ‘cos we’ve got feeling and we’re dead proud of it” - Thanks Daniel, I needed a reminder.
Someone has made a t-shirt just for me. Seemingly. Someone has made a t-shirt just for me. Seemingly.
“ This culinary computer will utilise our newly discovered formula to ascertain the Sarnie Strata Ratio for your perfect cheese sandwich based on your choices of filling and calculate the optimum thickness of the slice of West Country Farmhouse Cheddar you should use. ” - The Sarniematic 6 Cheddarometer
I’m beginning to wish that I hadn’t signed up for email updates from Keep Calm Gallery, if they’re going to keep notifying me of products like this. Besides which, I don’t have any more hanging space for prints in my flat. I’m beginning to wish that I hadn’t signed up for email updates from Keep Calm Gallery, if they’re going to keep notifying me of products like this. Besides which, I don’t have any more hanging space for prints in my flat.
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