Unreliably Witnessed

2009

June 84
May 67
April 45
March 84
January 78

2008

June
May
April
March
February
January
[via]
Mar 3rd
Writing for a living: a joy or a chore?
Mar 3rd
Anger at work 'good for career'
Mar 3rd
“It’s so cold there is a penguin up in this bitch. The...”
— internet addiction word...
Mar 3rd
It must be me. He even walks a bit like me. Same rusty...
Mar 3rd
“Everything in their universe is connected except for the...”
— Writers’ Bloc - Best...
Mar 2nd
Listen Listen
The Indelicates: New Art for the People - “Under the covers forever, everything well within...
Mar 2nd

Theory

Tumblrs are where bloggers - or at least some bloggers - go to scream and shout and wail and gnash...
Mar 2nd
And almost. Almost three hours later. Almost three hours later than it was before. Almost three...
Mar 2nd
It’s 4:48 again. How appropriate. Whenever I wake up too early - or too late - and whatever...
Mar 2nd
Inside : Sarah Gerats [via] There are more...
Mar 1st
Listen Listen
Strange cover version of the day: barely awake troubadour M. Ward hardly appears to be fussed about...
Mar 1st

I can't resist ...

… posting an excerpt of this somewhere. Not on An Unreliable Witness yet. Possibly never,...
Mar 1st
Is it just me, or does that look suspiciously like the front...
Feb 28th
“If [they] demand you use a given product … remove the...”
— Extremely wise words about the...
Feb 27th
“Whenever I take a drink of something, I make the satisfied...”
— i am neurotic » beverage...
Feb 26th
Made at Anyone Can Swiss.
Feb 26th
[via]
Feb 26th

Attack of the nipple

I lay in bed for an hour and a half, doing nothing but staring at the ceiling above my head. I...
Feb 26th
“Meanwhile, the fastest-changing words are projected to die...”
— BBC News: ‘Oldest...
Feb 26th
fuguestate: Subversive daydream tactics
Feb 25th
“When I was at college, my friend’s landlord was our...”
— Hydragenic | Worm Blindness
Feb 25th
Made at Anyone Can Swiss.
Feb 25th
Damien Correll
Feb 25th
“On arrival all parents who objected to Cerrie...”
— Satan makes room for parents...
Feb 25th
Needless to say, this particularly clueless correspondent is...
Feb 24th
All online data lost after internet crash
Feb 24th
“Social network sites risk infantilising the mid-21st century...”
— Facebook et al risk...
Feb 24th
Google users hit by mail outage
Feb 24th
Coos, doges, draft curry, and clotted cream...
Feb 24th
spEak You’re bRanes » Vulnerable Ages
Feb 23rd
Listen Listen
Strange cover version of the day: Oasis’ Wonderwall is asong that everybody loves. Even your...
Feb 23rd
One-armed presenter is scaring children,...
Feb 23rd
lifeincolor [via]
Feb 23rd
vi.sualize.us [via]
Feb 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22)
Feb 22nd
On waking up, shooting upwards, spewing forth There’s a nightmare hidden in every line of...
Feb 21st
Listen Listen
Strange cover version of the day: seminal guitars-turned-up-to-13-with-lashings-of-distortion...
Feb 21st

Kick over the traces

Today. Today is when I look at yesterday and drag my heels across the ground, seeking to gather the...
Feb 21st
Wordie: Out to Sea
Feb 21st

The slither starts here

I am swaying through my own sickening slo-mo, falling out of wakeful dreaming into shivering and...
Feb 21st
Listen Listen
Soft Cell: Down in the Subway - “‘Cause I’ve got so many troubles, oh I feel like...
Feb 20th
This. Is How. I Feel. Right. Now. [via]
Feb 20th
Guidance for promoting good business relationships: do not react to the phrase “let’s...
Feb 20th
Online networking 'harms health'
Feb 20th
Warch Watch
“Oh, you wouldn’t want an angel watching over; surprise, surprise, they wouldn’t wanna watch...
Feb 19th
“Fuck. I can’t take another presentation delivered in...”
— Internet Addiction Word...
Feb 19th
I have been thinking about the phrase ‘fingernail grip on reality’. I have been thinking...
Feb 19th
This picture is conclusive proof that I am going utterly...
Feb 19th
Listen Listen
Strange cover version of the day: US country-ish band with mumbling singer, Lambchop, cover The...
Feb 18th
For the past three weeks, I feel like I have been living in my own Draft Items folder. I could just...
Feb 18th
Listen Listen
Strange cover version of the day: American chamber rock band Pale Young Gentlemen, who feature a...
Feb 17th
Sometimes you feel that you have All the wrong sort of air in your lungs And you just want to...
Feb 17th
The Happiest Book In The World looks beautiful both on the...
Feb 17th
Heart pill to banish bad memories
Feb 16th
[via]
Feb 16th
Here is a photograph for those of you who have emerged...
Feb 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-15)
Feb 15th

I am under here somewhere

I am. I know that much. I may not know much else. But I know that much. I am trying not to exist. I...
Feb 15th
Listen Listen
Gang of Four: Anthrax - “Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about, ‘cause...
Feb 14th

Spam email of the day #3

“Your shaft will look like a skyscraper.” Hmm, I don’t like the sound of this....
Feb 14th

Spam email of the day #2

“Get yourself the breast of your dream via Quick Bust.” Presumably called...
Feb 14th

Spam email of the day #1

“Rule her garden with your snake.” Sorry, I can’t right now. I am too busy taming...
Feb 13th
[via]
Feb 13th
Made at Anyone Can Swiss.
Feb 12th
Warch Watch
Múm - Green Grass of Tunnel
Feb 12th
[via]
Feb 11th
[Via Adrian Fitch & gid]
Feb 11th
“I do everything according to what Axl Rose tells me to do. I...”
— Emmy The Great on BBC News
Feb 10th
Former banking bosses say 'sorry'
Feb 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-8)
Feb 9th

Office politics

Monkeys. Monkeys on keyboards. Monkeys that rattle. Monkeys beating me Around the head with hard...
Feb 9th
I need to have a word with BBC Weather about this symbol....
Feb 9th
Made at Anyone Can Swiss with the Shipping Forecast.
Feb 8th
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long,...”
— Winnie the Pooh [via]
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
Warch Watch
Pulp - This is Hardcore: This song, this video, and indeed the whole album it came from still scare...
Feb 8th
southbank benches (via etcher67)
Feb 7th

Unravelling

Involves: 1. Too many photos of the disappeared; 2. Corpses of 131 monkeys in my hallway; 3. A...
Feb 6th
Made at Anyone Can Swiss.
Feb 6th
Trepanning set, English, c 1750s
Feb 6th
I am disturbed to report that I now appear to hate Fridays. As well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays...
Feb 6th
Warch Watch
The Magnetic Fields - It’s Only Time (live)
Feb 5th
Listen Listen
The Magnetic Fields - All the Umbrellas in London - “I drive around, I walk around in circles,...
Feb 5th
Bobbie Johnson: Why I'm finished with 'social...
Feb 4th
Pete Doherty to Teach College Kids All He...
Feb 4th

Who do I want to see in a Dream Team...

Erm, Barack Obama? I confess that I think this question is rather biased towards American users of...
Feb 3rd

If you pay me enough, I'll sing these...

I think my chosen selection would send my friends and karaoke compatriots home feeling emotional,...
Feb 3rd
Listen Listen
Sophia - Oh My Love (Acoustic)
Feb 3rd
“There’s no doubt about it, this is the right kind of...”
— Boris Johnson, once again...
Feb 2nd
#uksnow | Pete Ashton
Feb 2nd
Clapham Common in the snow. With more Edwardian black and...
Feb 2nd
The little page of TRANSPORT CHAOS
Feb 2nd
One-legged 81-year-old has bungee dream
Feb 2nd
Atmospheres of perfect silence: madwomen in...
Feb 2nd
“But I really don’t need to be surrounded by ghastly,...”
— Notes from a Defeatist: Rothko
Feb 2nd
And yet another quaint black and white picture of the...
Feb 2nd
As London gets its heaviest fall of snow for 18 years, and...
Feb 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-1)
Feb 1st

A book I started but never finished:...

The first problem with George Eliot’s Middlemarch was that it was well over 1000 pages of...
Feb 1st
“When I think of him living alone, sometimes I am envious. Of...”
— Snippets … « Letters to...
Feb 1st
“He smells of lemon drops and tulips and suede tears and...”
— the fluffy kitten: last time
Feb 1st