Unreliably Witnessed

I should be working / revising /...

But every single word that currently enters my head has the acidic taste, smell and sensation of...

Mar 31st

A tumblr seems like the obvious online destination to go to when you want to scream. Has anyone else...

Mar 31st

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A brilliant combination of Christopher Eccleston in a 2001 Jim Cartwright film for the BBC,...

Mar 30th

“I am an ego. I am an eagle. I am so fucking cool it is...”
— late night taxi driver...

Mar 30th

Made at Anyone Can Swiss.

Mar 29th

Mar 29th

“Meatier down the thighs with flexibility, we were all once...”
— DOGZPLOT FLASH FICTION: THE...

Mar 29th

If I was to show someone a photo of why, sometimes, I love...

Mar 29th

“So every once in a while I’m going to give you a vial of...”
— fuguestate - Books

Mar 28th

Information not on the internet #2

A chart that compares and ranks the taste of blood - smoothness, piquancy, colour, consistency - in...

Mar 27th

“A poet confessing to mental illness is like a weight-lifter...”
— Roddy Lumsden

Mar 27th

[via]

Mar 26th

Yes. This is certainly the message that should be slapped on...

Mar 26th

Information not on the internet #1

How to get your entire family certified as clinically insane, without getting dragged away and...

Mar 25th

“A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is...”
— Urban Dictionary: nonversation

Mar 24th

Spam email of the day #7

“Wet and waiting for you all night.” Has it been raining, darlin’? You should come...

Mar 24th

“And yet, eleven years after the funeral of the...”
— Hydragenic | The Queen Of East...

Mar 24th

Dubai bans nudity, dancing and holding hands

Mar 24th

This picture is entitled Happy Family. Obviously. What...

Mar 24th

“Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong...”
— Stephen King, whom I...

Mar 23rd

Poet Plath's son takes own life

Mar 23rd

“A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than...”
— Thomas Mann.

Mar 22nd

“i honestly don’t ever think, ‘this will offend...”
— » Sam Pink is a sweet...

Mar 22nd

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Johnny Boy: You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve -...

Mar 21st

I wrote you these words so that you...

Listen. Because you need to listen. Because you need to know that no one is listening any more. Not...

Mar 20th

Six Sentences: All at Sea

Mar 20th

Watch

Trailer for 60 Writers / 60 Places. And breathe.

Mar 19th

I adore David Horvitz’s inventive Tumblr. But for the...

Mar 19th

Writing, about writing

Mar 19th

Spam email of the day #6

“Show her the mix of hard drilling and gentle desire.” Really? This is how to make it...

Mar 19th

» PIFFLE and WRITER’S BLOC

Mar 18th

Conversation: Use Clever Questions to Ease...

Mar 18th

Happy St Patrick's Day, except ...

… if you’re not Irish. Which, as far as I can see, most of you aren’t....

Mar 17th

Indexed » Enjoy this ironic holiday

Mar 17th

Death Switch

Mar 16th

[via]

Mar 16th

If you think that all poetry is bunk and doesn’t have the ability to move you emotionally, in...

Mar 15th

“It is a good story, even if I do not understand it. I can...”
— Paul Auster, The New York...

Mar 15th

“Can we get rid of the term ‘flash’ [fiction] and...”
— Comment by Lee Klein on...

Mar 15th

[via reckon and kurisutin]

Mar 15th

“You will need a chip on your shoulder. When somebody...

Mar 14th

These special edition Helvetica Moleskine notebooks arrived...

Mar 14th

Watch

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Red Eyes and Tears

Mar 13th

This memo is going to all staff #3

During my recent meeting with the company’s Enforced Fun & Jollity Committee, it was...

Mar 13th

“Words haunt me; I do not need to be in front of a blank page...”
— » These words...

Mar 13th

[via]

Mar 13th

Made at Anyone Can Swiss.

Mar 12th

[via]

Mar 11th

[via]

Mar 11th

Stephen Fry: The internet and Me

Mar 10th

[via]

Mar 10th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)

Mar 10th

YouTube to block UK music videos

Mar 9th

Another definition of Tumblr

Tumblr - see also ‘verbal diarrhoea’. Causes generally include an excessive amount of...

Mar 9th

This memo is going to all staff #2

With immediate effect, we are abandoning the traditional Monday morning practice of asking each...

Mar 9th

This memo is going to all staff #1

Whilst it’s undoubtedly true that buying your own home will be the biggest and most important...

Mar 9th

I absolutely adore these. This is the height of artistic...

Mar 9th

Ssshhh, I'm waiting

What am I waiting for? Butterflies, mostly. Why butterflies? Because I find a peculiar reassurance...

Mar 7th

[via!]

Mar 7th

The problem with Tumblrs

I love Tumblrs. From the sheer simplicity of the interface, via the quick and easy ways available to...

Mar 6th

Spam email of the day #5

“Get humongous fang power.” Like a vampire? But what if I don’t like the taste of...

Mar 6th

Spam email of the day #4

“Put your cork in every girl that you dream of!” My cork? What, like from a wine bottle?...

Mar 6th

[via aja / wordboner]

Mar 6th

Oh fuck, yes. Since my frequent tunnel digging escapades...

Mar 6th

Lines to use somewhere #1

Like cinnamon eyes that open and say “Oh, it’s you again”.

Mar 5th

“From within, from without, many instances will be in doubt”
— It’s like you know | down in...

Mar 5th

“I go some people that want me to entertain 3-5 hundred...”
— » Character and setting by Ty...

Mar 5th

[J R E Y]

Mar 4th

Sent from my robotic device

More than ever, I want to be mechanical. Be machine. Be microprocessor and run speed and whirr and...

Mar 4th

Something what I wrote ...

… can now be found here on The Corduroy Mtn. Thank you. Now back to tumbling.

Mar 4th

London Daily Photo: Suicide Bridge - I like how the piece...

Mar 4th

[via]

Mar 3rd

Writing for a living: a joy or a chore?

Mar 3rd

Anger at work 'good for career'

Mar 3rd

“It’s so cold there is a penguin up in this bitch. The...”
— internet addiction word...

Mar 3rd

It must be me. He even walks a bit like me. Same rusty...

Mar 3rd

“Everything in their universe is connected except for the...”
— Writers’ Bloc - Best...

Mar 2nd

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The Indelicates: New Art for the People - “Under the covers forever, everything well within...

Mar 2nd

Theory

Tumblrs are where bloggers - or at least some bloggers - go to scream and shout and wail and gnash...

Mar 2nd

And almost. Almost three hours later. Almost three hours later than it was before. Almost three...

Mar 2nd

It’s 4:48 again. How appropriate. Whenever I wake up too early - or too late - and whatever...

Mar 2nd

Inside : Sarah Gerats [via] There are more...

Mar 1st

Listen

Strange cover version of the day: barely awake troubadour M. Ward hardly appears to be fussed about...

Mar 1st

I can't resist ...

… posting an excerpt of this somewhere. Not on An Unreliable Witness yet. Possibly never,...

Mar 1st