Unreliably Witnessed

<curmudgeon>13-year-old boy is given 30-year-old Sony Walkman to use for a week instead of his iPod. Hilarity ensues! “It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape,” he says. That’s because you are going through the modern education system, and you’re stupid. “I can’t imagine having to use such basic equipment every day,” he adds. Oh shut up, you ignorant child - this is my history you’re trampling over with your smug, condescending attitude. I hope he was also given music from 1979 to listen to, for that truly authentic Walkman experience - much better than all this Dubstop, Electropica and Postal-Rock that pesky kids listen to today.</curmudgeon>

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