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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Gobbets brutally and hastily ripped from the foul, rotting carcass of the internet. Placed here for the use, misuse and general abuse of rabid web scavengers. Another Unreliable Witness diversion.</description><title>Unreliably Witnessed</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @anunreliablewitness)</generator><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Fraser sees making music as inseparable from her emotions. She has always struggled to write lyrics,..."</title><description>“Fraser sees making music as inseparable from her emotions. She has always struggled to write lyrics, she says, but suddenly something will click and she ‘goes with the sound and the joy’ – that’s why she sings sounds and words that have no meaning, of which she can only make sense later. As she puts it, ‘I can’t act. I can’t lie.’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/nov/26/cocteau-twins-elizabeth-fraser-interview"&gt;Elizabeth Fraser talks about why she finds it too difficult to even think about her old Cocteau Twins bandmates&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/259354150</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/259354150</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:16:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[takeaweirdbreak]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqlk1LaVL1qzowbro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://takeaweirdbreak.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-this-isnt-supposed-to-happen.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Takeaweirdbreak+%28takeaweirdbreak%29"&gt;takeaweirdbreak&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258709233</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258709233</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:09:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>being a catalogue of my relationships with music by age</title><description>&lt;a href="http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/2009/11/musical-ages-being-a-catalogue-of-my-relationship.html"&gt;being a catalogue of my relationships with music by age&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is uncannily accurate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258704855</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258704855</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:04:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sisters of Transistors: The Don - Today’s musical...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xoZLAfcWHw0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xoZLAfcWHw0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sisters of Transistors: The Don&lt;/b&gt; - Today’s musical discovery is “the UK’s number one ladies’ organ quartet” (yes, there is apparently competition for this prestigious title). Four girls, four organs (stop it, all of you with filthy minds) and some old bloke with a receding harline on drums. What more could you ask for? In truth, of the songs I’ve heard, this isn’t their best, but it’s the only one with an official video, so …&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258113110</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/258113110</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:12:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via hydragenic / samsaramotel]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnvphyJbt1qzjs55o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://hydragenic.tumblr.com/post/256857249/via-samsaramotel" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;hydragenic&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://samsaramotel.tumblr.com/"&gt;samsaramotel&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256958392</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256958392</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:31:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Daily Mail letter-writer defends the BBC and the licence fee</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2009/nov/25/bbc-dailymail"&gt;Daily Mail letter-writer defends the BBC and the licence fee&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Today, I will mostly be watching out for low-flying pigs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256757240</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256757240</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:24:39 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm on Noveller - are you?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mynoveller.com/"&gt;I'm on Noveller - are you?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Forget Twitter and Facebook. Forget Myspace (oh, you already have). &lt;a href="http://mynoveller.com/"&gt;Noveller&lt;/a&gt; is the new hip social media destination of choice, especially for all insufferable literary types. Or, as they describe it themselves: “Noveller is without a doubt the best way to write and deconstruct text right now”. Quite. You’ll find me there under my username: &lt;a href="#"&gt;@muraki-ate-my-hamster&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_noveller_allows_people_to_post"&gt;Read more about Noveller&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256744284</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256744284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:02:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gregor Gaida - Kind und Kreide II [via suyhnc / liquidnight /...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlyhlo8RN1qzhl9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gregor-gaida.de/"&gt;Gregor Gaida&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;i&gt;Kind und Kreide II&lt;/i&gt; [via &lt;a href="http://suyhnc.tumblr.com/post/256702217" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;suyhnc&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://liquidnight.tumblr.com/post/256352941/gregor-gaida-kind-und-kreide-ii" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;liquidnight&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.hifructose.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=429"&gt;Hi-Fructose&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256736433</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256736433</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:50:45 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Absolute genius. And very possibly better than the original,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Absolute genius. And very possibly better than the original, certainly in the lyrics department.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256042526</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/256042526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:40:21 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I want to have my brain scanned while reading poetry, please.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I want to have my &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/nov/24/fiona-shaw-neuroscience"&gt;brain scanned while reading poetry&lt;/a&gt;, please.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/255554872</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/255554872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:50:27 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cover for a new book being published by Penguin in January....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkvqdCDMQ1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover for a new book being published by Penguin in January. [&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ollym/4127830958/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254642735</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254642735</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:03:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via nevver / Verkehrsschilder]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdcw2X8RW1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/249853702/verkehrsschilder" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.diskursdisko.de/2009/11/verkehrsschilderstreetart/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+diskursdisko+%28diskursdisko%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader"&gt;Verkehrsschilder&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254169747</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254169747</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:24:20 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Erm … [retrospace / obsoletethebook / ihatemyparents]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCky0dk04Ywwcbfuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Erm … [&lt;a href="http://retrospace.tumblr.com/post/253942400/obsoletethebook-i-i-dont-even-know-what-to" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;retrospace&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://obsoletethebook.tumblr.com/post/234114928/i-i-dont-even-know-what-to-say-w-w-bauers"&gt;obsoletethebook&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/post/190809776/awkward"&gt;ihatemyparents&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254145553</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/254145553</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:44:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[Produced using the bus slogan generator, and with apologies to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgit6X8QF1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Produced using the &lt;a href="http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=There%27s+probably+no+dog.&amp;s2=Now+stop+worrying&amp;s3=and+enjoy+your+walk."&gt;bus slogan generator&lt;/a&gt;, and with apologies to the &lt;a href="http://www.atheistbus.org.uk/"&gt;Atheist Bus Campaign&lt;/a&gt;. And to all dogs, obviously.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251808318</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251808318</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:34:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The covers of today’s Guardian and Daily Mail. Two sides...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfazbKK7R1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The covers of today’s Guardian and Daily Mail. Two sides of the political spectrum, but the same headline. Unnerving. [via &lt;a href="http://notes.husk.org/post/250941660/headlines"&gt;notes.husk.org&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251061178</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251061178</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:47:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf9xo2DEK1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SvxrahtepFI/AAAAAAABMYk/fS-Z_8ljTug/s720/24266gm.jpg"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251045553</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/251045553</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Plane Stupid</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7702530&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7702530&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7702530&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.planestupid.com/"&gt;Plane Stupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/250637544</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/250637544</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:01:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds."</title><description>“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Douglas Adams [&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdouglasadams.tumblr.com/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249971885</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249971885</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:01:51 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Clients From Hell</title><description>&lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/"&gt;Clients From Hell&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers” - but, rest assured, most of these read as very familiar to anyone who works on the web. [via &lt;a href="http://www.swiss-miss.com/"&gt;Swissmiss&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249716902</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249716902</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:33:46 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m thinking of using this as the cover for my Christmas...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcvcpKeUM1qzowbro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m thinking of using this as the cover for my Christmas card this year [from &lt;a href="http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/2009/11/todays-word-is-better.html"&gt;My First Dictionary&lt;/a&gt;, of course]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249576454</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/249576454</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:14:49 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
