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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Gobbets brutally and hastily ripped from the foul, rotting carcass of the internet. Placed here for the use, misuse and general abuse of rabid web scavengers. Another Unreliable Witness diversion.</description><title>Unreliably Witnessed</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @anunreliablewitness)</generator><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Not sure that I entirely agree with the sentiment here, but that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksno21SEjx1qa66bxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not sure that I &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; agree with the sentiment here, but that faceless guy in the suit does have an uncanny likeness to David Cameron. [via &lt;a href="http://feralnostalgia.tumblr.com/post/235680659/ambivalence-ihatemyinterests-jups"&gt;feralnostalgia&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://ambivalence.tumblr.com/post/234920755"&gt;ambivalence&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://ihatemyinterests.tumblr.com/post/234904816/jups-fullofgrace"&gt;ihatemyinterests&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://jups.tumblr.com/post/234896688/fullofgrace"&gt;jups&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://fullofgrace.tumblr.com/post/234407717/reaume-via-sticks-n-stones"&gt;fullofgrace&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235923587</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235923587</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:46:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"… what about a mini-series showing what’d happen if you kidnapped a bunch of newsreaders..."</title><description>“… what about a mini-series showing what’d happen if you kidnapped a bunch of newsreaders and X Factor contestants and kept them on a remote island and glued masks on their faces and fed them LSD and MDMA for two years until they started killing each other and rutting the corpses and shoving bits of blunt stick in their eye sockets and howling at the sun? That’d help society explore its relationship with authority, celebrity, identity, controlled substances, sex, violence and sticks.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2009/nov/07/charlie-brooker-screenburn-gary-glitter"&gt;Charlie Brooker&lt;/a&gt; imagines a highly appealing future for reality television. I’d watch that, definitely.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235920558</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235920558</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:41:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re..."</title><description>“The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re saying ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1231218"&gt;MyLifeIsAverage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235379971</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235379971</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:36:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via nevver / Everyone is a complete disappointment]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspij8wI6n1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/235283603/everyone-is-a-complete-disappointment"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://thedayafteryoudie.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-10-31T13%3A09%3A00-07%3A00&amp;max-results=1"&gt;Everyone is a complete disappointment&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235315408</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/235315408</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:15:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>James: Sometimes (1993) - Disturbingly, I appear to have come...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234814739/tumblr_ksol9zYrpM1qzowbr&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;James: Sometimes (1993)&lt;/b&gt; - Disturbingly, I appear to have come over all early ’90s, pale, floppy-fringed, white boy indie lately. And I’m not even a student.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234814739</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234814739</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:34:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>This is what I want for Christmas. Not because of any fear of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnmgzPLkV1qzqlelo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what I want for Christmas. Not because of any fear of impending nuclear war. No. Just because. [via &lt;a href="http://pandemian.tumblr.com/"&gt;pandemian&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234810780</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234810780</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:27:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via nevver / Jen Bekman]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqoe4mumu1qztljko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/234698124/jen-bekman"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://jenbee.tumblr.com/post/216761349/websites-should-not-have-music-start-with-that-as"&gt;Jen Bekman&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234806626</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234806626</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:18:41 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via fecklesss / jalbie]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj0osCApR1qzrg0po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/post/234754952/via-jalbie"&gt;fecklesss&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://jalbie.tumblr.com/"&gt;jalbie&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234804521</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234804521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:14:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The young Daniel Johnston [via suyhnc / fecklesss /...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscn2mV1ym1qzdxgjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The young Daniel Johnston [via &lt;a href="http://suyhnc.tumblr.com/post/234772926"&gt;suyhnc&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/post/234755928/via-zombification"&gt;fecklesss&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://zombification.tumblr.com/"&gt;zombification&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234803797</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234803797</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:13:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>[via davidhorvitz]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn5d4uNLU1qzuj5no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://davidhorvitz.tumblr.com/"&gt;davidhorvitz&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234196942</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/234196942</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:35:33 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel like this most mornings. [via nevver / Renee French]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmnvqhIT51qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I feel like this most mornings. [via &lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/233733921/renee-french"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://reneefrench.blogspot.com/2009/11/code-review-wednesday.html"&gt;Renee French&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233766216</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233766216</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:40:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh God. I think I’m going to cry. [via samsaramotel /...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslvjgcxvM1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh God. I think I’m going to cry. [via &lt;a href="http://samsaramotel.tumblr.com/post/233753395/via-crashinglybeautiful-the-casual-optimist"&gt;samsaramotel&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://crashinglybeautiful.tumblr.com/post/233530032/nevver-the-casual-optimist"&gt;crashinglybeautiful&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.casualoptimist.com/?p=2717"&gt;The Casual Optimist&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233765740</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233765740</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:39:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Google - in the UK only - marks the twentieth anniversary of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslqs6vSfX1qzowbro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Google - in the UK only - marks the twentieth anniversary of Wallace and Gromit. In the USA, they get the legs of Sesame Street’s Big Bird.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233164716</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233164716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:40:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Guardian: Police cars since the 1950s</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslqn1OuFA1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/jun/03/police-cars-design?picture=348301479"&gt;The Guardian: Police cars since the 1950s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233162565</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233162565</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:37:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wave Pictures: Strange Fruit for David - All together now:...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7OHfi4U2k-g&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7OHfi4U2k-g&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Wave Pictures: Strange Fruit for David&lt;/b&gt; - All together now: “A sculpture is a sculpture, marmalade is marmalade, and a sculpture of marmalade is a sculpture, but it isn’t marmalade. She said, ‘With you inside me comes the knowledge of my death, but I still have some oranges left underneath the bed’.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233102525</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/233102525</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:13:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Daniel Johnston at the Union Chapel, Monday 2 November 2009. And...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjb5bGXzY1qzowbro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Daniel Johnston at the Union Chapel, Monday 2 November 2009. And I didn’t shed a single tear during any of his performance. No, definitely not. Not even one. Well, okay, maybe one. Or two. [photo via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/crazybobbles"&gt;crazybobbles&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231819313</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231819313</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:07:58 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>David Shrigley [via samsaramotel]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj8frOM7o1qzjs55o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Shrigley [via &lt;a href="http://samsaramotel.tumblr.com/post/231784332/david-shrigley"&gt;samsaramotel&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231813393</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231813393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:58:53 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sergeant pays back book advance</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8339775.stm"&gt;Sergeant pays back book advance&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Former political correspondent says he couldn’t face writing another volume of his memoirs, and that the end result would have been too “boring”. If only all celebrities had such self-awareness.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231812362</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/231812362</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:57:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>First Aid Kit: In the Morning</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aoXJoYQreEQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aoXJoYQreEQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;First Aid Kit: In the Morning&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/229702554</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/229702554</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:02:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>For some reason, the last video reminded me of this. Which...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/drE5cHe6c3s&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/drE5cHe6c3s&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For some reason, the last video reminded me of this. Which isn’t quite so educational, admittedly.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/228831983</link><guid>http://anunreliablewitness.tumblr.com/post/228831983</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:57:17 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
